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Heart Eyes almost does it. It arrives with enormous ambitions and comes damn close to nailing it. The trailers paint Heart Eyes as a run-of-the-mill slasher film with a holiday theme.
Then it dawned on me that all the worn-out tropes, silly dialogue, and idiotic plot points are not expected to be taken seriously. The filmmakers endlessly toy with the audience. Two years ago, he did his thing in Boston. Then it was Philadelphia. The movie pauses the horror angle to start in on the rom-com stuff. Ally Olivia Holt is a down-on-her-luck ad agent whose latest project is as far down the toilet as her love life. Then β surprise! The two spend the day together, ostensibly talking about work but really falling in love.
They do lots of cute rom-com things. Sure, a lot of the film is these two running away while people around them get butchered. With His Girl Friday seemingly always playing in the background. One gripe I have is with the acting.
Mason Gooding is charming enough as Jay but Olivia Holt is rather bland. Devon Sawa and Jordana Brewster are amusing enough in their parody-detective roles but neither could be considered a standout. Which is the point. Toward the end of the first surge of slasher movies and before Wes Craven made A New Nightmare , there was an evident level of satire creeping into the genre but it took Craven to unmask it. With Heart Eyes , Ruben has again upped the game, acting like a mad scientist by mixing these two disparate ingredients into an unholy concoction.
The result is kind of messy but mostly enjoyable. Distributor: Screen Gems. Run Time: U. Comments Add Comment.