In ten days time I'm moving into my new home situated in a pleasant little market town on the outskirts. It's a lovely well maintained detached 's property and I'm so exciting to move because we're currently in a much smaller house with two teen girls and 3 cats. I've just discovered that an empty commercial property situated five doors down is opening as a Thai massage parlour.
Now I've totally blown my beans imagining hordes of horny buggers with tent pole trousers double parking down the street looking for a massage with a 'happy ending'. Is it a perfectly serene place of tranquility where a lovely aromatherapy massage is offered to the gentle reverberating ommmm chants of Buddhist monks with no need of a spunkerchief bin by the end of the massage couch.
There is a Thai massage parlour in my town that will only accept women clients and all the staff are women, so there is hope it is just a massage parlour? Well if it's option b that'll be nice, and you say option a would make you blow your beans anyway, so it's a win-win. A Chinese lady I used to work with left to open a massage parlour. Eyebrows were raised by some , but no, it genuinely is a very nice classy massage parlour.
Offering only massages. I strongly suspect a parlour not just for back massages Based on what? Most Thai massage parlours are just that. Thai massage is great but it's not very sexy. We have one near us. Log in to update your newsletter preferences. Could be either. A lot of them really are just genuine spa treatment places. From the outside it looked like a normal salon. Nobody going there wanted to draw attention to themselves so there was no loitering or antisocial behaviour.
Our local Thai massage place has a message on their website basically saying we are not a fucking brothel, we offer traditional Thai massage and just because a very small number of massage places are a cover for brothels, ours is not. I think it is very sad that everyone would assume a happy ending is offered by any place that offers massage. Oh so true. DO and I had a couples traditional massage when we were in Phuket. I remember glancing over towards the end of the session to see him contorted into the shape of a fortune cookie, grimacing, with his masseuse lying across him with her full weight.
