Weeds is one of my favorite shows of all time! She may be the worst TV character of all time. She has no regard for anyone else, not even her own kids, but the beauty of the show is the slow burn of Nancy just getting progressively worse for absolutely no reason. She is so cocky and arrogant while simultaneously knowing absolutely nothing about dealing drugs and uses everyone around her to bail her out of the messes she makes.
She is the woman we love to hate. So Peter is the first official relationship Nancy has after the passing of her husband. In my opinion he is never likable from the start of their relationship. Nancy and Peter have no chemistry and he is a total douchebag. He was a total liar in saying that because he hangs her drug dealing over her head to be manipulative in the relationship. On top of this outrageous act of violence, he demands Nancy and Conrad sell all their weed and give him all the money because Nancy betrayed him.
I am sorry, but it is totally okay for someone to end a relationship with someone they are not interested in, but Peter and his fragile ego cannot seem to understand this. They were both risking their livelihoods in this relationship, but Peter was somehow more selfish than Nancy and was only concerned with his feelings. Peter is the worst! Schiff is also clearly not over Nancy and would send her letters and try to keep in touch long after she had left her hometown. This is so creepy and inappropriate.
The only reason this pedophile is not ranked last is because he at least seems to actually love Nancy, which I cannot say is true of Peter. Nancy meets Zoya in jail and they become lovers. You would think their relationship would be over when Nancy was released from prison, but Zoya was also released shortly after and follows Nancy to New York. This would be great if Nancy were actually interested in Zoya, but she had already started a fling with Demetri. Zoya is super possessive and jealous and behaves even more recklessly than Nancy, which is saying A LOT.
Zoya is not a very likable character, and while she does indeed love Nancy, she shows her love in the most toxic and destructive ways. Honestly, season 7 is the worst season of Weeds, and we owe some of that to Demetri and Zoya. With that being said, not being batshit crazy is not really a super high standard. Demetri is hot, but that is about the beginning and end of what he brings to the relationship.
